Caught in the Neti

So, been on a bit of a crunchy, granola, Eastern, zen-like diatribe for the last three weeks.  During this time I became besties with this stupid Neti Pot.  It is all kinds of disgusting, gross, impossible face geometry -- but dammit if it doesn't work.  I got one for my house and have one that is living at the SVL house [more on that later]. 

I have so many questions about the appropriateness of usage with the Neti -- YouTube would suggest it is as normal as brushing your teeth.  The sh*t that comes out of my nose, along with the guttural noises I make, would suggest that it is a method of torture.  I tried to find THE most awkward video on YouTube, you decide.

If you need me, I will be sticking stuff in my nose cuz I wanna film myself flush it out?

Unfortunately I am this awkward

First and foremost, did I mention that I am probably the best animator this side of the Mississippi?  Check out my pistol whipping Pixar thrillin' skills that me and Fat Bellied Girl did to get our Fantasy Football league pumped up for our big draft on Thursday.  Oh yeah, did I mention that I am the G-D Commissioner this year?  That's right kids, no more "participant" - Mama is in charge!  I got a new team name, new look and new friggin attitude. 

I just need to refine my strategy....or get one.

Passing of the Torch
by: annawolf