Erotic Fan Fiction: How the Grinch Stole Christmas but Cindy-Lou Who Stole His Dignity

I'm adding to this a little each day or, as my father would say, "Every little bit helps said the little old lady as she peed in the sea."


Prologue

Cindy-Lou Who had just turned 22,
"It's time," she thought "I know just what to do.

It was 20 years past that he ruined her Who-Christmas
"But now it my time. Let's revenge fuck this business!"

Logue

Every Who...
Down in Whoville...
Liked Christmas a lot.

But the Grinch...
Who lived just north of Whoville did NOT.

The Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season!
And the Who's were to blame (and we all know the reason).

Yes, there was a brief window, a blip or a tic
When the Ginch's tiny heart grew the size of a brick

The Whos joyful singing had melted his soul
it opened his floodgate and sparked up the dormant coal.

After robbing them, pillaging and double decking their crappers
The Whos taught the Grinch the best gifts aren't in wrappers
They welcomed the thief into their houses open-armed,
and let him carve the roast beast that was sustainably farmed.

After feasting he sang and played with all their Who toys,
Paying close mind to the Who girls and boys.

"They're such stupid brats," the Grinch thought with a snort,
as they ripped apart bed sheets to build a large fort. 

The Grinch rolled his eyes and his attention did sway,
while his acidic heart began to turn gray.
His stomach then rumbled and jabbed with a start,
Oh fuck, thought the Grinch, a spicy beast fart!